When Bill Gates died and was standing at the Gates of Heaven, he was asked a standard question:
    "Where would you like to go, Bill - to heaven or to hell?"
    "Well" Bill answered "Could I see both before I make decision?"
    "Of course, my dear", Voice From Above said, "Just go and have a look !"
    First Bill went to Heaven. There he saw the saints and holy people walking, talking quietly about the soul matters, heard the silent symfonic music ... It was pleasant, but somehow boring for him.
    Next he went to hell. Different at all ! Half-naked girls, loud dance music, booze, smoke, in three Words* - a big party ! "Great!" - he thought - "I spent the whole life between my keyboard and my bank, and now it's time for fun!"
    "Hey!" - he shouted - "Hey, you above !, That's the place for me !"
    "OK, Bill" - said the Voice From Above - "Just give me some minuts to check you in".
    Bill filled all the needful forms and went back to the HellGate. He went in and...
    No girls, no music, no booze - just kettles with the bubbling tar, dirt, mud, heat, the air smells bad and some fat dirty Diablo(TM) is picking his butts with the dung fork !!
    "What's going on ?!!!!" - Bill screamed - "Where's the whole party I saw ??!!!"
    "Cool down my dear" Voice From Above said "That what you saw before, was the demo version...."

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* let's say, 2.0, 6.0 and 7.0 versions. (TM) of course

 
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